who i am

born to the heir of belgian royalty and a wisconsin cheesehead, joseph ahern spent much of his life around technology. in his 7th year of formal education, his parents agreed to pay the monthly fee for his first web server but, in return, he was forced to wax his eyebrows. while some say his quench for conformity was painfully ripped away with said eyebrows, others would say he has always had a strong dislike for "social norms." he sports tortoise-shell persols and classic high-tops and prefers long wind sprints, rather than walks, on the beach. when he's not explaining to his grandma the difference between a fax machine and a floppy disk, you can find him blowing fuses with his band, the tobacco bandits, or explaining to godaddy that his non-payment was due mostly in part to a nigerian email scam. his interests include extreme parasailing, platform diving, and motocross, all of which he's never actually done. he prefers both mustard and ketchup on his hotdog. he says "pop" not "soda." he's never seen any of the godfather flicks.


web design

Valid & Semantic Markup
UX & Responsive Design
XHTML, HTML5, CSS3
Javascript & jQuery
X-Browser Compatibility
JSON & Web APIs
PHP & MySQL
Web Analytics
Web Consulting
Social Media Integration
User Testing
Adobe Creative Suite
Video for Web
Studio Photography
Valid & Semantic Markup
UX & Responsive Design
XHTML, HTML5, CSS3
Javascript & jQuery
X-Browser Compatibility
Valid & Semantic Markup
UX & Responsive Design
XHTML, HTML5, CSS3
Javascript & jQuery
X-Browser Compatibility
JSON & Web APIs
PHP & MySQL
Web Analytics
Consulting
Social Media Integration
Valid & Semantic Markup
UX & Responsive Design
XHTML, HTML5, CSS3
Javascript & jQuery
X-Browser Compatibility
JSON & Web APIs
PHP & MySQL
Web Analytics
Consulting
Social Media Integration

music industry

Music Publishing
Artist Representation
Marketing & Promotion
Artist Development
Music Licensing
Artist & Repertoire
Live Booking
Talent Acquisition
Content Development
Sound Design
Audio Engineering
Tour Support
Songwriting
Amateur Musician :-)
Music Publishing
Artist Representation
Marketing & Promotion
Artist Development
Music Licensing
Music Publishing
Artist Representation
Marketing & Promotion
Artist Development
Music Licensing
Artist & Repertoire
Live Booking
Talent Acquisition
Content Development
Billing Design
Music Publishing
Artist Representation
Marketing & Promotion
Artist Development
Music Licensing
Artist & Repertoire
Live Booking
Talent Acquisition
Content Development
Billing Design

what i've done


accolades

Bachelor of Science in the Recording and Entertainment Industries
Syracuse University with Honors

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where to find me

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LIVING IN
Chicago / Syracuse
STUDYING AT
Syracuse University
CONTACT ME
jrahern@rdnt.co
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